This is mother. Normally, I'm friendly, but today I'm a little irritated with ya'll.
My daughter, while she does have her moments, is generally not a rude person. She would most likely not walk up to you and say things like:
"You need to eat less."
Because, while those things may all be quite true, she isn't mean. (Unless she's on drugs. Then all bets are off. Mean, or humorous. You decide.
She probably also wouldn't say things like:
"You have on 2 shirts."
"Your clothes match."
"Your hair looks funny."
...or any number of other simple observations...
Because, for one thing, she figures you have a mirror, and you can see these things for yourself, if you bother to use that mirror.
So let me give you some advice.
It's not necessary for you to point out that she's tall, slim, and fashionably dressed.
Oh, and also...
Quit asking me if I feed her.
Or I'm going to punch you.