So yesterday, if you called my house, you would have heard this:
"You've reached a number that has NOT been disconnected. Please leave a message after the tone, and hang up for more options."
Yesterday, Tom called me from work to say that Gabe's dentist office had called him at work to confirm today's appointment, because our home phone was disconnected.
Today if you call my house, you will hear this:
"OK, so we have to have a BORING message on the machine, because all the FUN ones have to be explained! THANK YOU!!!"