I'm missing football so much I've considered calling Time Warner and having them come hook us up with the bare minimum.
But I can't stand all the LIES that are pushed over the airwaves.
I will be so glad when this election cycle is over!
Maybe then Americans will go back to Status: Undetermined, Questionable Origins instead of Status: Confirmed, Complete Idiot
Would ya'll put your heads back on your shoulders where they belong? They ain't lookin' too hot up your butts!
Please send the following memos:
Obama, would you please just break the suspense and tell everyone if you're the Anti-Christ?
McCain, please don't call me friend. You're no friend of mine.
Sarah, dear...I had the hair first. Please pay royalties.
AARRRGHH! I can't take it anymore...must move away...must move away...must move away...