Tom has been working a ton of overtime, and combined with the other part-time jobs he has, he's been averaging 70+ hours a week for the past month. He's currently in the middle of about a 13 day stretch, but he has all of next week off. (One of Tom's favorite Simpson's episodes is where Homer is at a BTO concert and yells out "Get to the part about working overtime!")
We took the kids to the lake tonight. We were going to take a friend's boat out for a while, but a storm front was coming in, so we just sat by the water and ate B-bot sandwiches. (That's Peanut Butter, in 2 year old language.)
On the way home, Tom was really fighting tiredness.
Tom: "Who's a good dermatologist?"
Me: "I don't know. Why?"
Tom: "Cause I've got these callouses on my butt from it dragging so much."
Me: Chuckle. Chuckle. Thinking about it. Raucous guffawing.